Nicole. Nicki. Trying to find my way through this world like most people. University of Miami. Teaching. This blog is a mish mash of things I think are funny, important, beautiful, and interesting.

 

jobhaver:

redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t

federal mandates on standardized testing necessitate that all children nationally be taught certain curriculum at particular grade levels

Anyway

You were never good enough for me

I loved you anyway

You were never strong enough for me

I loved you anyway

You were never nice enough for me

I loved you anyway

You were never open enough for me

I loved you anyway

I wasn’t my best self with you

I loved you anyway

I tried to push you, to help you

I loved you anyway

You decided to leave me

I love you anyway

You decided to discard me

I love you anyway

You decided I am not important

I hate you anyway.

theovarianbarbarian:

porn-gifs:

pretty much sums up all dick selfies

I’ve had nudes from boys sent to me in every fucking angle you can possibly think of including these. 

(Source: bijonse)

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out??

Dead.

(Source: lame-waves)